Welcome to False!

You are at False, which is True. As we all know, False implies anything. Yet, there is nothing here that could be considered True (since there is nothing here), except False. As a consequence, as this cannot be True, this cannot be False. However, it would also be False to call this True, because this is False. You see, it is impossible you are here at all.

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